Definitions by Frank Palace

BUMBARDED 

When a group of BUMS, more than two, approach you asking for money or food.

While at the highway rest stop, I was bumbarded by several homeless bums beging for money and food.

BUMBARDED by Frank Palace January 6, 2012

Indicktion 

When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.

I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.

Indicktion by Frank Palace January 6, 2012

C.U.N.T.

CUNNING
UNINHIBITED
NARCISSISTIC
TEASE

When I got to college I met a lot of women that were C.U.N.T.s.

C.U.N.T. by Frank Palace January 6, 2012

Intity 

1:When a MAN OR WOMEN plows their face into a pair of TITIES. Or spanish if you prefer ENTATAS.

2:When a women's necklaces are in their cleavage.

I was intitying my new girlfriend at school today.

Motorboating

Intity by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Fortune cookie 

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.

Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.

Fortune cookie by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Nut residue 

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

Nut residue by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Douchebag

If you are reading this you are a DOUCHEBAG

(Your Name) is a douchebag.

Douchebag by Frank Palace November 23, 2011