Fortune cookie

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.

Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.

by Frank Palace June 06, 2011

HOLLOWTICIAN

A politician that is trying to convince us of their hollow truths.

President HOLLOWTICIAN went on and on how he will make our country better, but his statements were hollow with lies!

by Frank Palace April 16, 2021

Scrotum chin

When an unshaved chin has the features of a scrotum.

My PE teacher has an unshaved scrotum chin.

by Frank Palace June 06, 2011

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 28, 2022

Milk-Bone

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

by Frank Palace June 28, 2022

Slutavior

What you name a woman that behaves like a slut.

I only fell for my girl when she became a slutavior and would'nt get off me.

by Frank Palace January 08, 2012

Cashist

A Marxist that raises money and makes investments earning gains while keeping the cash & assets for themselves.

The founder of a peaceful Marxist movement decided to evolve into a CASHIST after realizing all the money they can generate with solid investments while not donating to the movement.

by Frank Palace April 13, 2021