54 definitions by Frank Palace
My wife has always been impressed and pleased with my resurrections throughout our relationship....her friends too!
by Frank Palace January 9, 2012
All these years my mother was collecting things I thaught she was foing something interesting, later I realzed she was just a trashaholic.
by Frank Palace May 16, 2017
While fucking my wife, I lunged forward and plunged my cock into her tits just as I was about to cum....aiming for her mouth....."BONEAPPETIT!"
by Frank Palace January 16, 2012
by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.
by Frank Palace October 19, 2020
I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.
by Frank Palace July 14, 2021
I woke up this morning and noticed a large pinkeye shaped fleshy vagina above my eyes, then I realized my face was being stalled by my wife.
by Frank Palace March 4, 2022