two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

RTD

Noun.

The Regional Transportation District, Denver's public transport organisation.

"How you getting to Stella's, man?"

"Taking the RTD cos cool kids ride the bus."

by frank carter May 16, 2005

rocky mountain goat piss

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

by Frank Carter June 09, 2005

shillelagh

A potent drink usually accompanying the irish car bomb.

Directions: Fill a double shot glass halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream, then fill the rest of the way with Jameson's.

pour me a shillelagh mate.

by frank carter April 20, 2006

the tunnel

The Tunnel is how Coloradoans refer to the Eisenhower Tunnel, the highest vehicular tunnel in the world. It carries I-70 through the Continental Divide and through to the killer powder on the other side.

Usually used when talking about how long it's going to be until you shred the gnar.

"How long til we get to Vail, man? I can't wait to rip with my new board."

"At least an hour, we're not even to The Tunnel yet. Better light that blunt now."

by frank carter June 29, 2009

crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

by frank carter April 21, 2007

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter June 18, 2006