Fran's definitions

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

genie mac

goodness me, man alive, etc.

by fran August 6, 2003

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

bejizz

made from the word bejesus, meaning "wat the hell" ,bejizz means much the same. But with the added greatness that jizz brings to any word.

"What the Bejizz is happening here!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"

by Fran July 5, 2004

stoner

A guy who smokes weed and gets high. Not to be confused with a person who stones people.

Royal Chan is a stoner.

by fran October 27, 2004

supplement whore

One who obsesses over the supplementary material often found on DVDs. Is often persuaded into buying a substandard movie solely on the basis of extra features. Similar to the videogaming term graphics whore.

These supplement whores are a marketing manager's wet dream.

by Fran March 16, 2004

fran

A spanish common nickname. It comes from 'Francisco'

My name is Fran

by Fran February 21, 2004