A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003
by fran October 28, 2004
by Fran April 03, 2005
A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
by Fran December 31, 2003
by Fran April 03, 2005
made from the word bejesus, meaning "wat the hell" ,bejizz means much the same. But with the added greatness that jizz brings to any word.
"What the Bejizz is happening here!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
by Fran July 05, 2004
A character in the Japanese animation TV show, Yuugiou (Yu-Gi-Oh). Bakura is a teenaged boy with pale purple-white hair who holds the Sennen (Millennium) Ring. Contained within the Sennen Ring is another spirit who shares the name Bakura and is referred to as Yami (Dark) Bakura or as 'The Spirit of the Ring' Often Bakura is referred to as Ryou by the fandom, even though no one in the show refers to him as such and the US adaptation of the anime did not give him a personal name.
by Fran April 21, 2004