A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003
Get the Montana Beavermug. by Fran April 02, 2005
Get the beuhmug. My name is Fran
by Fran February 21, 2004
Get the franmug. by Fran January 13, 2004
Get the lolzmug. One who obsesses over the supplementary material often found on DVDs. Is often persuaded into buying a substandard movie solely on the basis of extra features. Similar to the videogaming term graphics whore.
by Fran March 16, 2004
Get the supplement whoremug. A character in the Japanese animation TV show, Yuugiou (Yu-Gi-Oh). Bakura is a teenaged boy with pale purple-white hair who holds the Sennen (Millennium) Ring. Contained within the Sennen Ring is another spirit who shares the name Bakura and is referred to as Yami (Dark) Bakura or as 'The Spirit of the Ring' Often Bakura is referred to as Ryou by the fandom, even though no one in the show refers to him as such and the US adaptation of the anime did not give him a personal name.
by Fran April 20, 2004
Get the Bakuramug. A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
by Fran December 31, 2003
Get the beaver cleavermug.