An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
by Fox JK August 15, 2006
A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.
by fox JK August 24, 2006
See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK November 12, 2006
The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.
1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"
2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."
3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"
4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"
5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"
2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."
3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"
4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"
5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."
by Fox JK January 09, 2009
i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife
i didnt know she was on the game?
so is mrs fletcher
youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on
i didnt know she was on the game?
so is mrs fletcher
youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on
by Fox JK November 12, 2006
One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)
by Fox JK October 15, 2006
The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry mum.
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Sorry mum.
She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.
by Fox JK January 23, 2009