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Definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy

Basketball People 

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.
Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.

Caltransing 

Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.
Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing

Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.

Home Cooking 

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.
Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.
Home Cooking by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022
The state of not being infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus.
Joe: Did you get your test results back?

Mitch: Yep, norona

Joe: Whew! Let's grab some Coronas (the beer) to celebrate!
Norona by Four Loko Frat Guy December 27, 2022

No Mix No Chase 

Drinking a shot of liquor without a mixer or chaser. Only experienced drinkers can take shots this way.
Hailey: *takes a shot of vodka*
Ashley: You just took that shot no mix no chase? Wow, you're a party animal!
Hailey: Let's get drunk!

DrunkDash 

The act of ordering food on Doordash or similar delivery apps while drunk.
Hailey: Let's get food!
Shelby: I am SO WASTED!

Hailey: I'll just DrunkDash us some drunk food then.
DrunkDash by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022

Isla Vista 

A student slum located west of the University of California, Santa Barbara. Housing is in short supply and cramming three or even four students into a bedroom is common, with some people paying over $1,000 for a "bed space", which is 1/3 of a bedroom. Infrastructure is often poorly maintained, with roads flooding every time it rains. Most people get around by bicycle, and bicyclists break traffic laws with impunity creating a hazard for drivers. The majority of residents are UCSB and SBCC students who throw wild parties every weekend and trash the streets.
A bicyclist hit my car in Isla Vista and sped off. I hate that shitty place.
Isla Vista by Four Loko Frat Guy December 5, 2022