Guy 1: “I was Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night earlier, and I totally cummed!”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”
by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023
idk if it’s just me, but I have never been this public about being hypnohorny until now.
I also wish for an alien abduction to happen to me for reasons that could include but are not limited to: studying, probing and experimentation all of the human body
This needs a better name. Like ‘Control Syndrome’ or ‘The Platinum Band’ or something.
Please what do I do?
I also wish for an alien abduction to happen to me for reasons that could include but are not limited to: studying, probing and experimentation all of the human body
This needs a better name. Like ‘Control Syndrome’ or ‘The Platinum Band’ or something.
Please what do I do?
by Forgive Marcel February 26, 2023
To smile a lot.
Origin: When playing Poker, if you have no Poker Face, you’d smile a lot if you have Kings
Actual Origin: I made it up to rhyme with ‘things’.
N͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟l͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟o͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟O͟r͟t͟h͟o͟d͟o͟n͟t͟i͟c͟s͟ ͟c͟o͟m͟p͟a͟n͟y͟.͟
Origin: When playing Poker, if you have no Poker Face, you’d smile a lot if you have Kings
Actual Origin: I made it up to rhyme with ‘things’.
N͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟l͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟o͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟O͟r͟t͟h͟o͟d͟o͟n͟t͟i͟c͟s͟ ͟c͟o͟m͟p͟a͟n͟y͟.͟
I smile kings whenever I see my cat.
ttt smiled kings yesterday after finding out about the murder.
:) (: : : :} {: :> <: :D :P 😀 😃 😸 😺 😁 😄 😆 🙂 😊 😋 😅 😍 😙 😻 😼 Ü ü ⌣
ttt smiled kings yesterday after finding out about the murder.
:) (: : : :} {: :> <: :D :P 😀 😃 😸 😺 😁 😄 😆 🙂 😊 😋 😅 😍 😙 😻 😼 Ü ü ⌣
by Forgive Marcel April 28, 2025
It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.
by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023
The realization that “no u” is literally “uno” with the letters rearranged. Uno as in uno reverse card. This also makes the uno reverse song comeback useless.
Example 1: I just realized that “no u” is the letters of “uno”, Like as in uno reverse card, rearranged. Yup. That’s Uno mom gay for ya.
Example 2: Ur mom gay lol. no u. BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD! Yes that is what I did. What? “no u” is just “uno” with rearranged letters. Whaaaaa? So it makes the whole ‘uno reverse card’ thing useless. Huh...? When you realize it, the realization’s called “Uno Mom Gay”.
Example 2: Ur mom gay lol. no u. BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD! Yes that is what I did. What? “no u” is just “uno” with rearranged letters. Whaaaaa? So it makes the whole ‘uno reverse card’ thing useless. Huh...? When you realize it, the realization’s called “Uno Mom Gay”.
by Forgive Marcel February 26, 2023
by Forgive Marcel March 01, 2023
A person who doesn’t use curse words/swear words because they don’t like them, but doesn’t hesitate to use something like “lmao” or “wtf”, despite knowing what they mean.
That person is a Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwhatter
by Forgive Marcel March 11, 2023