by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 27, 2009
I ate beans and rice for dinner last night and now I've been cutting rats all day.
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
by For Whom the Bell Trolls February 07, 2009
A baby or child, especially when the parent receives lots of additional benefits as the result of giving birth... such as extra benefits at work that are not available to those without children like childcare stipends, family-leave time, flex or comp time for family or school functions, etc. Golden-larva benefits for the unemployed include easier access to Medicaid, WIC, food stamps and other government or charity assistance and grants.
Childfree co-worker: "Hey, can you stay over for a few extra minutes tonight to help with cleanup?"
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
by For Whom The Bell Trolls August 05, 2007
A second account created by a message board user for the purpose of posting more or less anonymously, or to defeat a posting ban that has been placed on that user's primary account.
Also called a sock puppet
Also called a sock puppet
Message board poster: Why did you ban Numero Uno? Did he pwn your ass one to many times?
Message board admin: Suck it, dual
Message board admin: Suck it, dual
by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 24, 2009
Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 01, 2007
To have a baby in another country in order to gain citizenship or residency benefits, hasten access to social or government assistance programs, or to facilitate chain migration.
Carlos and his very pregnant wife Maria had to hurry across the U.S. border so that Maria could drop anchor.
Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.
Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 06, 2007
Bill: Hey, aren't you going to the concert tonight?
Wayne: Na, man... I caught that damn Fajita Flu and I'm sick as hell.
Bill: Go get some Tamiflu. You'll feel better soon
Wayne: Na, man... they're only giving that to illegals on medicaid and their 9 anchor babies.
Wayne: Na, man... I caught that damn Fajita Flu and I'm sick as hell.
Bill: Go get some Tamiflu. You'll feel better soon
Wayne: Na, man... they're only giving that to illegals on medicaid and their 9 anchor babies.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 10, 2009