Definitions by Footjober

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening by Footjober February 16, 2025

Looting 

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

Looting by Footjober February 12, 2025

Bronaphilia 

all under aged girls appear to look like lebron james and due too your raging lebron addiction you rape them

Me and my uncle are bronaphilias and we wait outside kindergarten every night

Bronaphilia by Footjober February 12, 2025