FlyEvolution's definitions

truckerfart

When a fat redneck trucker is driving his truck and he leans to the side and rips a MEGA trucker ass fart and gasses himself inside his own cab with it.

I'm a trucker, I gotta do a truckerfart.

by FlyEvolution March 15, 2004

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Bill O'Reilly

A guy who likes to say "Jack me off" (see the sound definition).

He's also a very good rapper.

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

oinkers

Fat bitches who weigh too much and are ugly as suck.

Hi! I'M DIGI-OINKER NYO! PYONK! GYOINK!

by FlyEvolution February 23, 2004

Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.

Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

ninja blast

A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

I hate that fucker. I'm gonna Ninja Blast his toilet

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004