Fly Felix's definitions

Nagger

A nagging person that gets on people's nerves over shit that doesn't matter.

Them naggers over there bitching about each other over climate change and gay marriage and religion in schools will make a great National Geographic clip on wild animals.

by Fly Felix September 22, 2022

Jumanji Pussy

See definition for Vajumanji.

I should have known that my fiancee has a jumanji pussy, now she's my wife and I'm stuck in that game.

by Fly Felix February 18, 2022

Beat your pussy up

To bitch like you have a sandy pussy under you that needs to be patted out for sand.

"Stop beat your pussy up you screaming bitch."

by Fly Felix March 20, 2023

jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.

Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.

by Fly Felix February 18, 2022

Screaming Bitch

Someone who can't just take a chill pill for once and has to bitch and moan about everything and break the mood. Includes but not limited to far left and far right extremists, religious fundamentalists, boomers, narcissists, etc.

Quit your bitching, you screaming bitch! I want to watch SportsMax, I couldn't give a shit about whatever the hell you're bitching about.

by Fly Felix February 27, 2022

Prince Charming

A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH that only exists in a woman's mind but not in reality.

Some random hoe: OMG, I wish I had a Prince Charming!
Realistic person: Nah, the only men that exists are the broke ass niggas, rich ass niggas that treats you like shit and men who treat you like shit because they've been formerly treated like shit because they don't meet arbitrary standards. Get real!

by Fly Felix August 4, 2022

Darth Vader

The baddest villain and alter ego to hit the big screen, known formerly as Anakin Skywalker. To make a reference, Darth Vader to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars universe is like what Slim Shady is to Eminem in the rap world, both will fuck you up, your family, friends and anyone who sold you Tic Tac.

Talk show host: "So, Anthony Mackie, you have fought against Thanos, one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel Universe and Harrison Ford, our guest here, has been going on wild adventures in Indiana Jones. Looks like both of you live dangerously."

Harrison Ford: "Wait till he hears about Star Wars and my encounters with Darth Vader."

Anthony Mackie: "And Eight Mile against Slim Shady using the name B Rabbit."

by Fly Felix April 24, 2022