Definitions by Florida Sunshine
outside the box
Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!
outside the box by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
fresh red snapper
Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!
fresh red snapper by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
cunt opener
Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.
cunt opener by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
transcornholer
God, someone brought a gay porno dvd by the house last night and it had 2 Transcornholers. Their names were 'Optimus Cum' and the other was 'Ultra Faggus'.
transcornholer by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
hogan's homo's
This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
hogan's homo's by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
trynoassatall
My tests came back from my doctor and he said I was HIV positive. He suggested It would be best moving forward that I 'trynoassatall' from now on.
trynoassatall by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009