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Definitions by Florida Sunshine

outside the box 

Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!

fresh red snapper 

The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.
Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!

cunt opener 

Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.
Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?
cunt opener by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

transcornholer

'More than meets the Eye' This involves 2 'Transgenders' having anal sex.
God, someone brought a gay porno dvd by the house last night and it had 2 Transcornholers. Their names were 'Optimus Cum' and the other was 'Ultra Faggus'.
transcornholer by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

hogan's homo's 

This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
hogan's homo's by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

trynoassatall 

Miracle drug in development that they hope will cure Aids.
My tests came back from my doctor and he said I was HIV positive. He suggested It would be best moving forward that I 'trynoassatall' from now on.
trynoassatall by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009