Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!
by Florida Sunshine November 15, 2009
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009
It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.
Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
My tests came back from my doctor and he said I was HIV positive. He suggested It would be best moving forward that I 'trynoassatall' from now on.
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009
God, someone brought a gay porno dvd by the house last night and it had 2 Transcornholers. Their names were 'Optimus Cum' and the other was 'Ultra Faggus'.
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009
This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009
Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009