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Definitions by Flat.Turd

Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact
"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"
Flacts by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020

Sky wizard 

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician
If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard
Sky wizard by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

Lack minded individual 

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...
Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals
People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,
Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard
Remtard by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019
What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called
I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me
Woke by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)
Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian
flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
An idiots way of writing fuck

Usually used as an insult from the unintelligent
"fukk you fukkwit"
Fukk by Flat.Turd December 19, 2018