flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

Efdup

Basically means "fucked up" but is a slightly more polite way of saying it... Usually used around older and younger family members

Your nans coming round for tea, and she's bringing her boyfriend...

Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup

by Flat.Turd June 04, 2021

Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

Remtard

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

by Flat.Turd October 06, 2019

ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 02, 2020