Flat.Turd's definitions

Edutarded

Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...

Every social media conspirtardary theorist has been edutarded by YouTube videos, blogs and memes

by Flat.Turd July 29, 2020

stupidels

When stupid people group up and share opinions/beliefs as fact

That guy said the earth is flat....
He's one of the stupidels

by Flat.Turd June 7, 2020

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

Fukk

An idiots way of writing fuck

Usually used as an insult from the unintelligent

"fukk you fukkwit"

by Flat.Turd December 19, 2018

Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

cockneybonics

A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...

If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj

by Flat.Turd September 27, 2020