Kamikhazi

A khazi into which it would be suicidal to enter, typically because of the indescribably rank condition of it. Imagine Renton's toilet, in the movie Trainspotting.

Chap 1: I say, old bean, you don't want to go in there. It's a right old kamikhazi.
Chap 2: Good show, old fellow. Thanks for the warning. I'll use this much more savoury loo instead.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

by Flakey July 18, 2007