FlabbyPancakeSause's definitions

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

America

A mass of land where people get shot and killed on a daily basis and the murders are praised

America is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

Parakeet egg

An egg that a parakeet lays duh

That parakeet egg tasted like shit

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Twitter user

A person who gets triggered over anything that can exist or even things that don't exist.

You better watch what you say around them, they might cancel you.

That Twitter user got mad at the other Twitter user because they disagreed about the flavor of jolly ranchers

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them

Wash that nail gunk please

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Paterson

A super heros playground, just about every hour another major crime happens in this city.

There's a TV show that's supposed to follow cops all around the country with live cameras and most of the time it's paterson

Oh you live in Paterson, how many times have you been arrested?

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023