Fizzle's definitions

lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

main bitch

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

by fizzle April 2, 2004

<(o'-'o)>

it looks like a pokemon to me

maybe pikachu?

by fizzle April 1, 2004

K-whopper

Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.

Hey Rubber Duck, I heard you bought a brand new K-whopper.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

e-ass

n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers.

I just pwned your e-ass.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

high cotton

n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."

I'm wearing my high cotton today.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

dumps like a truck

A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk

That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!

by fizzle March 24, 2004