local yokel

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

caunk

n. bastardization of caulk, as in sealant.
v. tr. to caulk
Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular

Give me the caunk so I can caunk the bathtub.

by fizzle April 01, 2004

Dubz

Alloy wheels which are in the size on 20 - 24 inches also knows as timz or rimz

Im gon be bustin out in my new dubz next week fo sho

by Fizzle June 06, 2003

lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

by fizzle April 16, 2004

hurge

adj. bastardization of huge.

That badonkadonk is hurge!

by fizzle April 02, 2004

nohawk

n. a reverse mohawk. Resembles a fro with a strip shaved from forehead to nape of neck.

I made my fro a nohawk to match my girlfriend's mohawk, and now we can get close enough to kiss.

by fizzle October 04, 2004

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 02, 2004