Definitions by Fizzle

the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

the ranch by fizzle April 1, 2004

plowing new ground 

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.

John plowed new ground on his wedding night.

plowing new ground by fizzle April 1, 2004

<(o'-'o)> 

it looks like a pokemon to me

maybe pikachu?

<(o'-'o)> by fizzle April 1, 2004

hurge 

adj. bastardization of huge.

That badonkadonk is hurge!

hurge by fizzle April 1, 2004

cowgirl

n. a sexual position (aka cowgirl position) in which the woman sits astride the man.

John and Jane did the cowgirl on their wedding night.

cowgirl by fizzle April 1, 2004

number two 

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

number two by fizzle April 1, 2004

number one

n. urination

I gotta go do a number one

number one by fizzle April 1, 2004