Definitions by FitofPeak
Parelevant
Of marginal relevance -- not really relevant, but close enough to maybe be interesting anyway. (From "para" (beside, subsidiary to) + relevant (probative).)
Phil, your job performance this year sucked, although the fact that you always made a fresh pot of decaf when it was almost out is parelevant and gets you some team-play points.
Parelevant by FitofPeak November 27, 2012
BlackBerry sushi
The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
BlackBerry sushi by FitofPeak September 19, 2012
iDrown
An iPhone that has been accidentally immersed in water, beer, soup or other liquid, with resultant catastrophic failure.
Fecocephaly
Professor Hull's thesis is not merely obviously wrong, but reaches new heights of fecocephaly. Kudos to the tenure system for providing him the continued opportunity for such ascents.
Fecocephaly by FitofPeak July 17, 2012
Coexpensive
Costing the same
"Hey, from here, a trip to Paris is roughly coexpensive with going to Hawaii -- let's go to France."
Or: "Outsourcing payroll is going to be coexpensive with keeping it in house, so I could go either way on it."
It's obviously a play on "coextensive."
Or: "Outsourcing payroll is going to be coexpensive with keeping it in house, so I could go either way on it."
It's obviously a play on "coextensive."
Coexpensive by FitofPeak June 28, 2012
Lewdicrous
His readers were amused by his often lewdicrous turns of phrase, such as "She's had the clap so many times it's applause" or ""You must be nuts to be sleeping with her, or at least be thinking with them."
Lewdicrous by FitofPeak June 28, 2012