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Definitions by Finesilver

wankathon 

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon
wankathon by Finesilver January 11, 2005

arsebestos 

SALLY: "John, take a look at the shit I just laid; it's green!"
JOHN: "Thats not a shit; that's arsebestos!"
arsebestos by Finesilver January 11, 2005

nuclear waste 

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.
nuclear waste by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Li Ping Fuk 

An acrobatic shagging partner from China
Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches
Li Ping Fuk by Finesilver January 11, 2005
A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
Spunk by Finesilver January 10, 2005
Having a monster cock, in excess of 12 inches.
COCKY BASTARD-
a large-cocked man who
is not well liked.
COCKY SON OF A BITCH - a well hung gentleman who is the offsprint of a female cat or dog.
COCKY BUGGER
- A gay man who is partial to
anal intusion,applicable to both givers and takers, performed with the aid of a huge penis
e.g. Simon Cowell is a cocky bugger
COCKY was also original verb from which the phrase
COCK OF THE WALK was derived. This ascertains to
an impaired pattern of walking. The gait of the subject is altered,
due to excessive extension of the penis
Cocky by Finesilver January 10, 2005