Finesilver's definitions
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Get the nuclear wastemug. SALLY: "John, take a look at the shit I just laid; it's green!"
JOHN: "Thats not a shit; that's arsebestos!"
JOHN: "Thats not a shit; that's arsebestos!"
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Get the arsebestosmug. An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Get the wankathonmug. "I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI ON BUSINESS"
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Get the Shanghaimug. A procedure which entails the removal of the forskin from a penis, in order to exorcise a demon from a possesed man.
by Finesilver January 24, 2005
Get the exocircumcisionmug. I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
by Finesilver February 3, 2005
Get the Thailandmug.