Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

algebromance 

When love blooms over quadratic equations.

When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.

algebromance by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 5, 2019

majority steak 

When you pig the fuck out on steak.

Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.

majority steak by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 4, 2019

Pauline (the haiku) 

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

Pauline (the haiku) by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 21, 2019

d’NEEZ 

he likes fruuuuueeeeeet with his cake

d’NEEZ! Eat your fruuuueeeet so to help a gay, low self-esteem.

d’NEEZ by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 10, 2019

Lox and Hegels 

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

Lox and Hegels by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 1, 2019

Barflette 

Small amounts of barf that you can’t hold in. Also the name of a French girl who can’t hold her barf.

Oui Oui je suis barflette. (Barfs)

Barflette by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 27, 2019

apocalaundrypse 

It’s bad. It’s really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, don’t get me started on the underwear.

I fear the end of days is approaching; be wary it is the apocalaundrypse! Let’s pray.

apocalaundrypse by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 23, 2019