the young rooster

where crepe happens

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 10, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 01, 2019

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 02, 2019

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

2F2F

Acronym for "Too Fat Too Fuck"

Look at that fat ass!! She's 2F2F

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 03, 2019

Pandenis

Oh wow he’s all over the place.

We are quaranteenining for the Pandenis.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 03, 2020

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 30, 2020