Figleaf23's definitions

primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper

Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".

by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008

bray

the sound made by mules, onagers, right-wingers, donkeys and other members of the jackass family

The mule brayed in protest when urged to a trot.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".

"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009