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primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops
The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
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keystroker

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
mugGet the keystrokermug.

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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bray

the sound made by mules, onagers, right-wingers, donkeys and other members of the jackass family
The mule brayed in protest when urged to a trot.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the braymug.

xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the xorzmug.

late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
mugGet the late twentiesmug.

kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the kisses chainsawsmug.

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