Definitions by Figleaf23
grounded
1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable
2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment
1 (b). to be emotionally stable
2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment
1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.
1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.
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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.
2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.
9/11/2001
Teacher-in-the-future: "Who can tell me why 9/11/2001 is an important date from the 21st century?"
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."
3 dressed up as a 9
on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
3 dressed up as a 9 by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
box grab
the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers or thumb into a woman's vagina while using the palm of the hand to stimulate the clitoris. Also called the cunt grab.