Fig boy's definitions

Throbbing Cock

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary

I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

big wet coon

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.

Fucking finger big wet coon anus

by Fig boy December 4, 2017

Nullers

A racist term for gamers and people who have no life. A "nuller" is wrong no matter what they say. If you know a nuller you are in extreme danger.

Dude: A nullers
Me: We are in danger.

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

by Fig boy December 8, 2020

Big Peen

Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.

My big peen is very big

by Fig boy October 8, 2019

Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU

by Fig boy June 8, 2018