Fig boy's definitions

Throbbing Cock

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary

I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU

by Fig boy June 8, 2018

Mencalbri

The place you go when hallucinating/tripping on DMT and Salvia.

"Hey man, wanna go to Mencalbri?"
"Yeah man, pass the bong!"

by Fig boy March 21, 2020

Tards

Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.

Tards are fucking annoying bitcha ss

by Fig boy June 10, 2018

Nullers

A racist term for gamers and people who have no life. A "nuller" is wrong no matter what they say. If you know a nuller you are in extreme danger.

Dude: A nullers
Me: We are in danger.

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

by Fig boy December 8, 2020