Big Peen

Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.
My big peen is very big
by Fig boy October 08, 2019
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Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea
by Fig boy December 17, 2018
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I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 07, 2018
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big wet coon

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.
by Fig boy December 04, 2017
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Tards

Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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Nullers

A racist term for gamers and people who have no life. A "nuller" is wrong no matter what they say. If you know a nuller you are in extreme danger.
Dude: A nullers
Me: We are in danger.
by Fig boy December 13, 2018
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Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU
by Fig boy June 08, 2018
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