Definitions by Fig boy

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

Modern Mayhem by Fig boy December 8, 2020

Mencalbri

The place you go when hallucinating/tripping on DMT and Salvia.

"Hey man, wanna go to Mencalbri?"
"Yeah man, pass the bong!"

Mencalbri by Fig boy March 21, 2020

Big Peen 

Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.

My big peen is very big

Big Peen by Fig boy October 8, 2019

Literal Autism 

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

Literal Autism by Fig boy December 17, 2018

Nullers

A racist term for gamers and people who have no life. A "nuller" is wrong no matter what they say. If you know a nuller you are in extreme danger.

Dude: A nullers
Me: We are in danger.

Nullers by Fig boy December 13, 2018

Throbbing Cock 

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary

I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank

Throbbing Cock by Fig boy December 13, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

I beat my meat to squid porn by Fig boy December 7, 2018