HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.
B: You're getting better all the time.
A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?
B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
B: You're getting better all the time.
A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?
B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
1: Chinese Spyware used by the CCP on everybody.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.
by Fgyjt May 05, 2023
A term describing the idea of how a viewer should have the freedom to interpretate any piece of artistic work, for better or worse:
For example: Movies, webcomics, videogames, songs, paintings, and any other diverse piece of fiction.
Contrary to popular belief, this idea is neither a positive nor negative idea, but still, it can be use for the creative expresion and the opportunity to make new and personal creations.
For example: Giving a story to a background character, making a comedic parody of a gritty-horror story, Making an imaginative non-official sequel or prequel...
And as said before, this works of fanfiction can be used for both great good and evil: Anybody can make a beutifull piece of art to detone their intrepretation of any work, or by the bad side, they can make porn of it. (Yes, porn is bad.)
For example: Movies, webcomics, videogames, songs, paintings, and any other diverse piece of fiction.
Contrary to popular belief, this idea is neither a positive nor negative idea, but still, it can be use for the creative expresion and the opportunity to make new and personal creations.
For example: Giving a story to a background character, making a comedic parody of a gritty-horror story, Making an imaginative non-official sequel or prequel...
And as said before, this works of fanfiction can be used for both great good and evil: Anybody can make a beutifull piece of art to detone their intrepretation of any work, or by the bad side, they can make porn of it. (Yes, porn is bad.)
Dude: I recently watched this very cool and scary movie, but sadly, my favorite protagonist died at the end, so i will just ret-con that by making the killer dumb and my protagonist more cooler.
Guy: Wtf?! You can't do that you baby pussy boy! You can't just aply the Death of the author in that situation! BE SAD! QUIT HAVING FUN! STOP THINKING AND JUST ACCEPT HOW MISERABLE EVERYTHING IS!
Dude: Fuck you you can't tell me what to do! *Kills the guy epic style.*
Guy: Wtf?! You can't do that you baby pussy boy! You can't just aply the Death of the author in that situation! BE SAD! QUIT HAVING FUN! STOP THINKING AND JUST ACCEPT HOW MISERABLE EVERYTHING IS!
Dude: Fuck you you can't tell me what to do! *Kills the guy epic style.*
by Fgyjt December 28, 2023
Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 05, 2023
A really good game from 2009 for the Wii, the first game made by Platinum games (the guys that made Metal Gear Rising MGS) that should port to Switch RIGHT NOW!
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
It's a mad mad world and you're caugt in the game
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
by Fgyjt March 08, 2022
(??? or ?)
The WORST and most FUCKING INFURIATING response somebody can gave you in a mmo or any other texting thing.
Like, wtf, i asked you a fucking question and you fucking typed ??? THE FUCK DOES ??? MEAN? READ MY FUCKING QUESTION AND AWNSER IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
The WORST and most FUCKING INFURIATING response somebody can gave you in a mmo or any other texting thing.
Like, wtf, i asked you a fucking question and you fucking typed ??? THE FUCK DOES ??? MEAN? READ MY FUCKING QUESTION AND AWNSER IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
You: Why are we not doing the bosses?
Evil doer: *silence*
You: Why are we not doing the bosses?
Evil doer: ???
You: The fuck does ??? mean.
Evil doer: *silence again*
You: You are an asshole.
Evil doer: you mad
You: *kills the evil doer*
Evil doer: *Dies evilly*
Evil doer: *silence*
You: Why are we not doing the bosses?
Evil doer: ???
You: The fuck does ??? mean.
Evil doer: *silence again*
You: You are an asshole.
Evil doer: you mad
You: *kills the evil doer*
Evil doer: *Dies evilly*
by Fgyjt April 22, 2024
1. A human with the Curse of Knowledge.
2. Acronimun for International Nacional Tortoise Jury.
3. A type of personality.
4. Person with a gigant fetich for goofy, silly and wacky love parthers (enfp's)
2. Acronimun for International Nacional Tortoise Jury.
3. A type of personality.
4. Person with a gigant fetich for goofy, silly and wacky love parthers (enfp's)
1: "Please unistall TicTok, is a chinese spyware."
"Wtf no, what is wrong with you."
2: "I saw a turtle strugging in land, so i place it again in the water."
"No! That was a tostoise! The International Nacional Tortoise Jury will give you the DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!"
3: "I did this test online and it says that i am a 'intj'".
"Ah, that means you have a big brain."
4: "Damm, those ESFP girls looks hot and wacky, but i cannot for my life keep up with them! If there was just a more condensed and tameable version of them..."
ENFP: "Hiii~~~~"
"Thank you God, this is just want i needed."
"Wtf no, what is wrong with you."
2: "I saw a turtle strugging in land, so i place it again in the water."
"No! That was a tostoise! The International Nacional Tortoise Jury will give you the DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!"
3: "I did this test online and it says that i am a 'intj'".
"Ah, that means you have a big brain."
4: "Damm, those ESFP girls looks hot and wacky, but i cannot for my life keep up with them! If there was just a more condensed and tameable version of them..."
ENFP: "Hiii~~~~"
"Thank you God, this is just want i needed."
by Fgyjt April 21, 2023