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4channel

"Woah! This 4chan page is sure fun! But i fucking hate porn!"
"Lol just use 4channel"
"Tanks"
by Fgyjt March 16, 2022
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Atua

A group of Gods that made one big God that helps people to learn how to draw.
Shuichi: Angie, why are you the ULTIMATE ARTIST.
Angie: Because Atua teached me how to draw!~
Shuichi: Based.
Kokichi: *Fucking DIes
by Fgyjt April 27, 2023
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Know Your Meme

A website that is "suppost" to be a internet meme database, in reality, is the biggest soft porn web in the planet. And of course, filled with coomers and extremist left wingers.

You want to troll people? Just go to any meme page or imagen with porn/hentai origin and say how fucking disgusting and boring it is, them see the braindead coomers jumping into your neck.
"Im bored, finna gonna jump into Know Your Meme..."
"Wtf, bro that is legit cropped porn."
"Dude keep your dick out of my memes, i can fucking smell your stench of cum over the monitor."
Coomers: "Incoherent Screeching"
"Lmao".
by Fgyjt May 31, 2023
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Tortoise and Hare

When a big, beefy, silent, serious and wise guy is in love with a petite, agile, active and sunny girl, who is in love with the guy.

Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him.

While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus.

Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her.

Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
"Have you seen THAT guy that pick up Anna everyday?"
"Yeah, her boyfriend. She randomly found him roaming around and decided to adopt him."
"Wait, ins't that also the same guy that in collegue only spoke with teachers, uppercuted Jerry and stabed Flynt, and still got A+ in all assignatures?"
"Yeah... i saw him on the gym too, his arms and legs are made of adamantioum or something like that."
"Yeah but ins't he kinda chubby?"
"Well Anna loves him to death, so i guess he really is one of the "good guys"."
"Yeah.. they are totally a Tortoise and Hare."
by Fgyjt May 25, 2023
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Taimanin

The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.

The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.

The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.

Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.

And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.

A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
by Fgyjt June 2, 2025
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Based

To not be acid.
"Porn is bad!"
"Holy shit, based!"
"Noooooo! Porn is good!"
"EEEEWW! Acid."
by Fgyjt March 16, 2022
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IT deparment

1: Were the actual good students that wants to learn go to do their professional formation, safe from the evil and savage "other students".

2: A specialiced place where the people that knows about electronics fix the stuff of a company.
"Hello, IT deparment?"
"Have you tried turn in off and on again?"
by Fgyjt April 28, 2023
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