Fernando's definitions

yellocaust

The effect a bright yellow house has on a neighborhood.

When living in a yellowcaust neighborhood giving directions are easy. E.g. "I live across the road from the insanely yellow house. You can't miss it."

by Fernando September 2, 2004

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

chicano

chicano is a term used to describe a hispanic person who was noy born in mexico but was born and raised in the barrio.

i am chicano not mexican.

by fernando July 27, 2004

ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.

"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"

by Fernando February 26, 2005

Safety-deposit box

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

by Fernando September 16, 2004

nada

it means nothing in most languages derived from latin

a: what's new?
b: nada...

by Fernando January 27, 2004

monster mash

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.

Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.

by Fernando November 16, 2004