5 definitions by Fencecat42

Tricky Dick Dawson

The greatest ever host of the Family Feud. He is known for feeling up contestants, kissing all the women, and generally being inappropriate.

Yo, fuck Steve Harvey. That guy is no Dick Dawson!

Hey, Frank, why are you dressed as a weird guy from the 70's for Halloween?

You dumb fuck! I'm tricky Dick Dawson. Where's your wife?

by Fencecat42 December 15, 2010

Beaster

(n.) An especially ugly girl or woman.

(adj.) Physically grotesque or unattractive. Ugly.

(n.) Damn. Who brought Sarah to the party? She is a straight beaster.

(adj.) That chick Dougie fucked last night had a good body, but her face was fuckin' beaster.

by Fencecat42 November 23, 2010

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by Fencecat42 July 13, 2006

five

n. A slang term for the police. Shortened version of 5-0.

n. "Niggas must be back to slangin' on the corner again, I just seen the five roll by."

by Fencecat42 December 17, 2010

Fourteighteen

A girl who could be eighteen.... but she's probably fourteen. The perfect woman.

Hey look over there at those bomb-ass fourteighteens! I bet they'll do us if we buy them cigarettes.

"How old are you?"
"Fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"No, fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"Yeah...um..eighteen..I guess."
"Alright!"

by Fencecat42 July 1, 2008