Definitions by Fearman

whaling 

Industry practised by Japan, Norway, Iceland and Russia, which affords Greenpeace a badly needed opportunity to do something useful.

The Japanese have resumed whaling again. Whether Greenpeace will get off their anti-GM backsides and hop in the dinghies again is another matter.

whaling by Fearman April 11, 2008

make me one with everything

What the mystic said to the pizza chef.

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?

make me one with everything by Fearman April 11, 2008

bicycle 

Machine with two wheels, two pedals and a light built for a Christmas tree, used for turning calories into scar tissue.

Here's a bicycle with three gears: pedals-clanking, chain-free, chain-snarled-up.

bicycle by Fearman April 11, 2008

jenga 

Game played using wooden blocks three times as long as they are wide. The blocks are stacked in a square tower with three side by side in each floor, aligned at right angles to those above and below. The players take it in turns to remove one block per turn from the tower. The loser is the one who makes the tower topple.

I love playing jenga. Especially the satisfying crash when it all comes down.

jenga by Fearman April 11, 2008

Mr. Natural 

Long-bearded earthy worldly wise simple genius invented by cartoonist R. Crumb. The only man in history (according to one cartoon) to get a new lease on life when, once he had died, God asked him what he thought of Paradise and his scrupulously honest aesthetic appraisal of the whole place pissed off the Big Man big time. Best known for such catch phrases as "Keep Truckin'".

Mr. Natural, the coolest beardy dude in history, even makes sandals look good.

Mr. Natural by Fearman April 11, 2008

Sandal Squad 

Initials SS, also known as the Deep Green Mob. Given to talking about Nature in a way that is second cousin to God Squad style. Can't hear the word biotech without steam jetting out their ears, firmly believe that "chemical" is supposed to be an unqualified snarl word, and understand the difference between energy and radiation like nobody else. They would like to open your mind. Some of them would like to use a pick-axe.

When the local Sandal Squad heard that Jimmy Brogan was growing seedless grapes in his greenhouse, they turned up with a bulldozer and mangled the place.

Sandal Squad by Fearman April 10, 2008

Charlton Heston 

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

Charlton Heston by Fearman April 10, 2008