Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.
Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.
by Fearman January 07, 2008
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Westboro baptist church

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.
Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.
by Fearman August 06, 2007
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frigate

What you say when your car breaks down for the ninth time in a week, and/or when your wife elopes with the postman.
"Oh, no, not again!!! Awww, frigate!"
by Fearman August 04, 2007
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fat bottomed girls

Contrary to the old codgers who said it was the conservation of angular momentum, apparently it's down to fat bottomed girls. Let's not forget their importance. Otherwise, just think about it, you'd never get up in the morning. Thank ya Freddie, you've gone and made a big physics student of me.
Fat bottomed girls ... get on your bikes and RIDE!!!
by Fearman August 03, 2007
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hippie pepper

1. A really sexy looking, easy going hippie chick. Free loving, Earth Momma type. A hot altie.

2. Mould growing on food, often from a combination of lack of preservatives due to Luddite fears and either a tendency to forget the food is there, or an inability to use it up fast enough, on the part of the slightly addled individual who bought it.
Ginny's walking out topless with her bump again. She's a real bit of hippie pepper, all right.

Guess what? There's hippie pepper all over the great BIG bag of garlic again.
by Fearman January 13, 2008
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Karl Marx

Chap who lived back in the nineteenth century. Grew a big beard, in which he invested quite a lot. Had a good head for mathematics and wrote a lot about property and political evolution. A bit boring, not always on the money, and misunderstood by airheads and meatheads, as dead white males usually are. He overestimated both human generosity and the idea of membership of the working class as a badge of pride. Someone recently posted that he taught that the lazy should be allowed leech off the hard-working. This actually is a pretty good picture of present-day America, where the lazy keep getting away with it because the hard-working keep voting for them.
Karl Marx. A bit esoteric, but a middling good read if you like to stretch yourself.
by Fearman November 18, 2007
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four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.
John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.
by Fearman December 28, 2007
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