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jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.
Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.
by Fatass August 25, 2006
mugGet the jackassmug.

Misogynist

Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)
Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.
by Fatass January 25, 2005
mugGet the Misogynistmug.

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
mugGet the lotionmug.

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
by Fatass February 25, 2003
mugGet the The Shrubmug.

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas
. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .
by Fatass February 21, 2003
mugGet the magaritavillemug.

Natural-Selection

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
www.darwinawards.com
by Fatass February 12, 2003
mugGet the Natural-Selectionmug.

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.
"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
mugGet the herpesmug.

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