Fatass's definitions

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

by Fatass February 25, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

by Fatass February 13, 2003