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Definitions by Farrell Gilmour

Waterbomb 

The smoothest drink around.

-1 ounce of H2O which is then dropped into a half glass of water. The resulting combination is then slammed back leaving the drinker incredibly refreshed.
Jerry: I love Jagerbombs!

Peter: Eff that, you ever tried a Waterbomb!?!
Waterbomb by Farrell Gilmour January 25, 2010

Membrane Picker 

Someone who tediously picks off all the white stuff off of oranges before eating them.
Shan would you just eat the fucking orange! stop being such a membrane picker.
Membrane Picker by Farrell Gilmour November 5, 2009

Dramahol 

Shan: "Oooh The Hills is on tonight!"

Lisa: "I really need to watch it, I'm running low on dramahol"
Dramahol by Farrell Gilmour October 13, 2009

Child Arsonist 

One who commits the act of Child Arson

Child Arson 

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.
Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!
Child Arson by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009

Mancancer 

A serious disease, held by any citizen of the city of Manchester in jolly old England, which causes the pronunciation of words from the English language to be terribly butchered in pronunciation. The resulting speech is almost unbearable to the ears on non-mancurians
Todd: Nicola and Kate have Mancancer

Darwyn: What type of cancer is that?

Todd: The type that you are born with if you live in Manchester. It hurts my ears.
Mancancer by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009