by fantomelt January 10, 2009

No fool you can't grow dat sherm dog you gotta grow dat weed and cut dat shit with angel dust. Then drag your lazy ass to the 7-11 and buy dem Hebrew Nationals.
by fantomelt February 02, 2008

On a hot summer day or after physical activity when the massive amount of perspiration in your post-rectal region causes great discomfort. Often leads to moist underwear and a terrible odor.
by fantomelt February 23, 2009

A sexual position where you cuff your gut up, sit it on her stomach, press your weight against her stomach, cut off her circulation off and at the same time you hump the shit out of her.
by FantoMelt December 15, 2008

I was riding a camel in Saudi Arabia and the mixture of extreme heat and hump friction caused the worst ocean ass I've ever had. It was almost like an oasis in my ass, not exactly something I would wanna dive into though.
by fantomelt February 23, 2009
