Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
Get the Flaming Salaami mug.A Persian Emo. Pemos are easily distinguished from normal persians because they wear thier turbans way tighter than normal. They are also often seen wearing women's robes, which are much tighter than men's robes. Unlike traditional emos who listen to music about cutting themselves, pemos listen to music about blowing themselves up in a mall.
Bob: What's that persian guy doing over there?
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
by FannyFondler June 03, 2007
Get the Pemo mug.Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
by FannyFondler November 12, 2008
Get the Spanken Haus mug.A Persian Emo. Pemos are easily distinguished from normal persians because they wear thier turbans way tighter than normal. They are also often seen wearing women's robes, which are much tighter than men's robes. Unlike traditional emos who listen to music about cutting themselves, pemos listen to music about blowing themselves up in a mall.
Bob: What's that persian guy doing over there?
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
by FannyFondler December 26, 2008
Get the Pemo mug.Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
by FannyFondler December 14, 2008
Get the Creamy Caesar mug.Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
by FannyFondler December 09, 2008
Get the Spanken Haus mug.Commonly referred to as Boise Junior College or BJC, Boise State is a "University" in Boise,Idaho that has an acceptance rate on par with most community colleges. Known best for their football team, and nothing else, this joke of an education establishment has the worst 4 year graduation rate (6%) and overall graduation rate (26%) in the west. This fact does come as a shock to some considering the amount of people at their home football games. However keep in mind that very few of these bandwagon fans actually went to the "University" and only six percent of them actually graduated.
Their "Fans" (and oh so classy President Bob "The Fallopian Tube" Kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from Gonzaga University's basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. For some reason they still haven't figured this out and continue to schedule Toledo and UC Davis while still finding time to bitch and moan. Boise then proceeds to decline game offers from Nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the University of Idaho (an actual University). Truly ironic.
Their "Fans" (and oh so classy President Bob "The Fallopian Tube" Kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from Gonzaga University's basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. For some reason they still haven't figured this out and continue to schedule Toledo and UC Davis while still finding time to bitch and moan. Boise then proceeds to decline game offers from Nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the University of Idaho (an actual University). Truly ironic.
Example 1:
Boise Fan: OMGZ BOISE STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS AMAZING SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE. BSU SHOULD BEE N THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
Other guy: Oh, did you go to Boise State University?
Boise Fan: YEAH I WENT THERE FOR 1 YEAR BUT THEN DROPPED OUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE BUT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO BSU. I JUST HAD TO FILL IN A COLORING BOOK ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
Other guy: Bandwagon fag
Example 2:
Guy 1: I think I'll buy a lottery ticket, I hope I win.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you'd be more likely to meet a Boise State fan with a degree.
Boise Fan: OMGZ BOISE STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS AMAZING SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE. BSU SHOULD BEE N THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
Other guy: Oh, did you go to Boise State University?
Boise Fan: YEAH I WENT THERE FOR 1 YEAR BUT THEN DROPPED OUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE BUT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO BSU. I JUST HAD TO FILL IN A COLORING BOOK ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
Other guy: Bandwagon fag
Example 2:
Guy 1: I think I'll buy a lottery ticket, I hope I win.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you'd be more likely to meet a Boise State fan with a degree.
by FannyFondler November 14, 2010
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