Definitions by FannyFondler
Pemo
A Persian Emo. Pemos are easily distinguished from normal persians because they wear thier turbans way tighter than normal. They are also often seen wearing women's robes, which are much tighter than men's robes. Unlike traditional emos who listen to music about cutting themselves, pemos listen to music about blowing themselves up in a mall.
Bob: What's that persian guy doing over there?
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Pemo by FannyFondler December 26, 2008
Bavarian Butt Bash
When two people bash their bare asses together for sexual pleasure. Basically making out with your ass cheaks.
Timmy: Meso horny.
Jimmy: Wanna do a Bavarian Butt Bash?
Timmy: Okay just take the dildo out of your ass this time.
Jimmy: Wanna do a Bavarian Butt Bash?
Timmy: Okay just take the dildo out of your ass this time.
Bavarian Butt Bash by FannyFondler December 15, 2008
Creamy Caesar
Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
Creamy Caesar by FannyFondler December 14, 2008
Flaming Salaami
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
Flaming Salaami by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
Spanken Haus
Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Spanken Haus by FannyFondler December 9, 2008
Spanken Haus
Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Spanken Haus by FannyFondler November 12, 2008
Pemo
A Persian Emo. Pemos are easily distinguished from normal persians because they wear thier turbans way tighter than normal. They are also often seen wearing women's robes, which are much tighter than men's robes. Unlike traditional emos who listen to music about cutting themselves, pemos listen to music about blowing themselves up in a mall.
Bob: What's that persian guy doing over there?
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Pemo by FannyFondler June 3, 2007