Fancy Pants's definitions

zero-to-three

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.

by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

Sohum

A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling

Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.

by fancy pants October 27, 2012

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

Dumpkin

When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.

Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

by Fancy pants March 5, 2022

traudomize

To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.

Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.

by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

bagfogging

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

bagfog

To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.

by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004