Definitions by Fancy Pants

Dumpkin 

When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.

Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

Dumpkin by Fancy pants March 5, 2022

Shivering-toe 

When a girls showing camel-toe in cold weather.

The inevitable clash of the evening chill and the tight pants evoked the shivering-toe, much to the delight of onlookers

damn it’s freezing tonight, I can’t believe she worse those pants tonight, that “toe” must be shivering!

I bet her camel-toe didn’t expect it to be this cold tonight, she’s got a shivering-toe!

Shivering-toe by Fancy pants October 17, 2021

Sohum 

A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling

Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.

Sohum by fancy pants October 27, 2012

zero-to-three 

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.

zero-to-three by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

bagfog 

To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.

bagfog by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

traudomize 

To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.

Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.

traudomize by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

traudomy 

The act of sodomizing someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.

Traudomy is one of the world's best revenge methods.

traudomy by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004