Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fascist Dictator Dollar

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.

"I'm fucking rich!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Rock Lock

By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.

"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"

It is the time for rock.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

tonight

The best word you could ever add to a metal song.

In the NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003