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While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Zombie Army Under The Sea mug.Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti
"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Bingo Tunnel mug.An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.
1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Lava Crane Gun mug.A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Get the Opposite of cool mug.A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Trojan Staircase mug.Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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