FUCK FACE's definitions

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Brown Broomstick

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.

Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Slytherin

To gently insert the penis

I slytherined in her

by Fuck face August 19, 2016

D&D

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.

I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Shaker

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003