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A class in many video games that uses ranged and elegant melee techniques as well as animistic magic to connect to nature.
DM of D&D, "The Ranger attacks the Lich with a Harpoon Arrow and the Lich takes 50 piercing damage, the first critical hit in today's session."
Ranger's Player, "Yeet. I think it's great that I chose this class specifically for greatness."
Ranger's Player, "Yeet. I think it's great that I chose this class specifically for greatness."
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
Get the Rangermug. A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.
"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
Get the Nopiestmug. A form of earrape that people record, modify, and put on YouTube that is generally related to high school classes teaching Spanish. When the teacher walks into the room at the start of his/her period, this is often what he/she would say. Over time, the teacher's voice becomes more hoarse through all of the talking he/she must do in class, so students make earrape out of recordings of their teachers saying "Hola, chicos" at the start of every session.
Person A: My gawd, you should have seen that HOLA CHICOS earrape Person B posted on their channel.
Person C: I already did. Poor Señora Dolores, if she sees this she'll cry in the closet and give us all detention afterwards.
Person C: I already did. Poor Señora Dolores, if she sees this she'll cry in the closet and give us all detention afterwards.
by FSRueful July 16, 2020
Get the HOLA CHICOSmug. n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
Get the Fainting Goatmug. A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.
Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.
by FSRueful July 16, 2020
Get the Parrotmug. When you text someone and send a text once, but it appears twice in a row on both the recipient's and the sender's phone.
Hey, I think this message I'm going to send you will glitchtiply. It might get send over more than once, but please disregard the excess texts.
by FSRueful July 15, 2020
Get the Glitchtiplymug. 1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.
by FSRueful March 26, 2020
Get the Stankuarymug.