FSRueful's definitions

Bins

American abbreviated form of binoculars. Birders across the nation are known for using this term more often than rappers say expletives.

The ornithology class broke out the college-sanctioned bins to go on field.
Audubon whipped out his bins as the shoebill started clapping its bill...and its cheeks.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

Bap

1) An interjection engineers use when pleased, happy, horny, or cocky.
2) The TF2-referenced remix of Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP.

1) Haha that Engie go "BAP!"
2) Dammit John, did ya really need to spam the subreddit with BAP earrape?

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.

The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Melisso

Shorthand for melissophile. A person with a lewd attraction towards stinging insects and, often, have a fetish for having their genitals stung or bitten by these insects.

You know he's not just a crackhead beekeeper--he's also a melisso.
That one melisso let out the school bees last year to fulfill herself before she was expelled on the last day of senior year.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Nopiest

A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.

"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"

by FSRueful January 12, 2019

Semiliquid Diamond

Isopropyl alcohol in a concentration of 60% or higher that was manufactured in 2020.

Germophobes: I NEED THAT SEMILIQUID DIAMOND AND I DON'T CARE IF I GO BROKE!!!

by FSRueful March 22, 2020