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soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.
After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.
by fb December 31, 2004
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shit sandwich

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them
me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night
by FB January 31, 2005
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gorilla punch

The definition I have always heard for gorilla punch is the same as for donkey punch. You know, the whole punch her in the back of the head during anal thing.
When I was about to jizz I gave her a gorilla punch.
by FB May 23, 2003
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rugby union

Inferior sport to rugby league. Aparently points are scored by goal kickers (one to a team of fifteen). Imagines that one day it will be bigger than soccer.
Generally played by those educated at Public (ie private) schools.

Much over rated by the british media.Most of whom went to said schools.
Hey fat boy, why don't you go and play rugby union?
by FB November 26, 2003
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blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away
yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow
by fb December 31, 2004
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scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod
Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy
by FB November 26, 2003
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OI!

Three chord thrash by bands that couldn't play punk.
For christs sake turn that n OI se down.
by FB November 26, 2003
mugGet the OI!mug.

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