F. Rodderick Hsu's definitions

dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

jinx removing

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.

Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 6, 2005

IP

n. short for identified patient

It seems Jan was the IP in the Brady's therapy sessions, although at some points Peter took over that role.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005