F John Stank's definitions

Anal Earthquake

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.

The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Wilp

A sterile man who is unable to ejaculate

"I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a WILP!"

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Rotten Apples

To punch an older woman (age 55+)specifically in her sagging breasts until they turn bright red.

I do enjoy MILFs, but not if they have ROTTEN APPLES!

by F John Stank June 28, 2008