Definitions by Ezekiel Calhoun
Aunt Mom
Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Aunt Mom by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010
uncle dad
Someone who is usually married to Aunt Mom, and related to cousin Grandma. Incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Man, little Jimmy looks like a mongloid. He has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. I hear his family tree doesn't fork."
Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."
Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."
uncle dad by Ezekiel Calhoun December 4, 2010
tits
Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"
Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
tits by Ezekiel Calhoun November 30, 2010