Ezeerider's definitions
Homoliptus.... lets see...lets break it down now....homo...meaning fag and liptus.....as in mentholiptus. I still don't know what the hell it means but I been callin people homoliptus for years. I think it sounds good, just like my other invention, bastard fag. They just both really seem to get the point across. What point, you may ask? Quit asking stupid question and just make sure you use the word homoliptus in at least 5 sentences this week. Aiight, get lost homoliptus.
1) Whaddup homoliptus.... I thought you was still downtown with yer spoogehog.
2) Now you just step off with that homoliptian attitude there bro, before I bust you in da mowf.
3) (heard at the crack house) Get that moe fugga, man, thats the homoliptus that gypped us.
2) Now you just step off with that homoliptian attitude there bro, before I bust you in da mowf.
3) (heard at the crack house) Get that moe fugga, man, thats the homoliptus that gypped us.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.
1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
by Ezeerider August 1, 2004

A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.
1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

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by Ezeerider January 6, 2004
