Definitions by Ezeerider

nose nugget 

A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.

1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.

2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.

You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.

nose nugget by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

tung da bung 

Tung da bung means licking ass.... analingus.....tossing salad......smooching sphincter.

1) Lindsay Lohan is such a hottie, I would definitely tung da bung.

2) Britney Spears is so luscious, I would tung da bung.

3) Janet Jackson got such a nice ass I would surely tung da bung.

tung da bung by Ezeerider August 1, 2004

assbreff 

Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.

1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.

2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.

3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.

assbreff by Ezeerider August 1, 2004

allupinzoid 

It means "all up inside". Inside of what, you may ask. Well, just use your imagination. It and mean all up inside of just about anything.

1) I spread that bitches cheeks and thowed tung allupinzoid.

2) I had a major boog stalagtite so I had to thow finger allupinzoid to dig it out.

3) She was beggin for the thobby noodle so I thowed it allupinzoid.

allupinzoid by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

thow stem 

"Thowin stem" is when you whip out your "stem" and "thow" it "allupinzoid". In other words, your insert your penis into someone or somethings orifice. But you cant do it like a wimp, cuz thats not "thowin" it. You got to haul off and really THOW that bad boy all up in there, ya know?

1) Damn, shes a bitchin ho... I think I'm gonna "thow stem" tonight.

2) Damn, she turned me down, it looks like I gotta "thow stem" allupinhand tonight.

3) Brenda was on the rag so I had to "thow stem" allupindamowf.

thow stem by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

mowf 

Mouth.........damn, use your imagination, dude.

1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.

2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.

3) Wut dat in yo mowf?

mowf by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.

1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".

eat the corn by Ezeerider July 31, 2004