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A rubbaschnappa is slang for rubber snapper. Its when you nail some ho and you spooge in the rubber but you still want a little more fun, so you pull the full jimmyhat off and you hold it upsidedown and dribble it in her face and when most of the cum is gone, you snap it in her face like a rubberband. Man, chix really love this. Just try it, you'll see.
1) I'm a big bad rappa, a dappa rubberschnappa that aint never had the clappa. Yo!
2) A buddy of mine is way proud of being a rubbaschnappa and a browncapper. Oh well, everybodys good at something.
3) She loves me cuz I am a rubbaschnappa.
2) A buddy of mine is way proud of being a rubbaschnappa and a browncapper. Oh well, everybodys good at something.
3) She loves me cuz I am a rubbaschnappa.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
Get the rubbaschnappa mug.This is another way of saying "What that mouth do?" Seems a fair enough question. If that mouth don't do anything but flap gums then its time to move on. But if that mowf knows a lil sumthin bout smokin that thobby noodle then its all good.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the wot dat mowf do? mug.hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the eat the corn mug.A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.
1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
Get the nose nugget mug.Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.
1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
by Ezeerider August 1, 2004
Get the assbreff mug.1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the beff mug.Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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