Ez's definitions

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 1, 2003

double d

the act of getting a deep dickin

Ladies need the Double D and I am happy to oblige.

by ez October 1, 2004

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003