Eyeballflyball's definitions

Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.

MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.

by Eyeballflyball September 13, 2003

Charmander

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Teddiursa

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Careful

With caution.

I was careful when I punched the bear.

by Eyeballflyball July 13, 2003

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003