FBJ

Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.

by Extra Mayo May 27, 2013

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Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 09, 2016

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Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.

"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."

by Extra Mayo April 29, 2014

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Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

by Extra Mayo May 06, 2018

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What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 09, 2013

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The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

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