Extra Mayo's definitions

Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011

Macklemore

A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

by Extra Mayo February 16, 2014

Nerf Russian Roulette

Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.

There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.

by Extra Mayo May 18, 2015

peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.

Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.

by Extra Mayo January 26, 2013

railbird

Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.

"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."

by Extra Mayo April 29, 2014

Facecreeper

Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

by Extra Mayo May 6, 2018