Extra Mayo's definitions

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Macklemore

A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

by Extra Mayo February 16, 2014

Nerf Russian Roulette

Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.

There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.

by Extra Mayo May 18, 2015

peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.

Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.

by Extra Mayo January 26, 2013

FBJ

Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.

by Extra Mayo May 27, 2013

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016