Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

MAB

A Moody Ass Bitch

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

by Extra Mayo June 23, 2021

Don't hate the game, hate the playa

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else

Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

by Extra Mayo May 14, 2015

Macklemore

A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

by Extra Mayo February 16, 2014

peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.

Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.

by Extra Mayo January 26, 2013

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013