ExcusemesirWTF's definitions

r/entitledparents

mY CHiLD DEsErVEs iT CuZ u 2 0Ld 4 iT

EM: MY CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!
EG (Entitled Git): YEAH!
Me: Well, you should've got it yourself. r/entitledparents. Look it up.

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

November 12th

The day Stan Lee died. Press F to pay respects

NOOO! STAN LEE DIED ON NOVEMBER 12TH!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 21, 2019

Pp/pianissimo

pp, or pianissimo, is a kind of note that you must play very softly. Don't think pp is that body part around your crotch.

fucking internet perverts.

Music Teacher: Pianissimo, abbreviated as pp,
Students: *Giggles hysterically*
Music Teacher: You are aware that you all are going to get detention at free time, aren't you?
Student: Pp/pianissimo is basically soft penis, lol.

by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

Geometry Dash

If teachers are here for the definition, then no, it is not a maths game.

Student: I'm playing Geometry Dash!
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a very educational game!

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019