spear of freedom

When a man yells “for America!” and jousts his penis into the girl’s asshole with his balls smushing the skin between the vigina and ass into a deep crater like a wreaking ball.

I did the spear of freedom to Jessica last night. She now calls me the iron patriot

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Bob ross

A nice slang for telling your that they are a mistake before telling them what “beating the brush” means since bob ross says “we dont make mistakes,we make happy little accidents” and then beats the brush on the arsel

My dad called me a bob ross

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Workout robbie

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark

Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Silver shower

Exploding a huge burst of cum all over your sex partner, usually in 3-6 medium doses

Sharron jerked me off soo much and chocked my cock that i bursted and gave her a silver shower,she stayed in the bathroom for 5 hours..

by Evilerskull September 26, 2018