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Definitions by Evilerskull

Workout robbie 

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark
Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card
Workout robbie by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Milf of Legends 

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34
Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!
Milf of Legends by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

gental george 

A spiritual Pedofile that penetrates his victim’s asshole with a LITERAL POGO STICK possibly killing the victim,he speaks all languages to speak to everyone,his moto is “its not a dick,its a pogo stick,and its going up your ass”. *HOW TO SUMMON GENTAL GEORGE**. •1. Go to the bathroom and shut the door. •2. Turn off the lights and light 2 candles(he loves scented ones). •3. Grind on a pogo stick while saying “Gental George Gental George put it in my ass
Gental george:OOH HOAA HOOH IM GOING TO SHOVE MY POGO STICK UP YOUR ASSHOLE.” Child:MOMMY!
gental george by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
The upper class assholes that take all your fucking money much like your girlfriend with princess syndrome,this can also be used as an insult in Monopoly
I.R.S: its time... everyone:WE ARE BROKE! LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!
i.r.s by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

spear of freedom 

When a man yells “for America!” and jousts his penis into the girl’s asshole with his balls smushing the skin between the vigina and ass into a deep crater like a wreaking ball.
I did the spear of freedom to Jessica last night. She now calls me the iron patriot
spear of freedom by Evilerskull September 16, 2018