16 definitions by Evil Zak

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 5, 2004

ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Strong Bad's computer

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

by Evil Zak July 27, 2003

Browse by letter

The second most pointless feature on UrbanDictionary.

Only short survey is more pointless than Browse by letter.

by Evil Zak September 25, 2003

UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.

People watch UPN on Thursday.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

HWGuy

The best TFC class for ripping apart pretentious crybabies.

all HWGuys are ghey n00b phags cuz they rape me when im a scout - a pretentious crybaby

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003