Evil Zak's definitions

web site

A collection of interlinked web pages that makes its owner money by spawning pop-up ads out the shitter.

My dog has a web site. My dick has a web site. My dog's dick has a web site.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.

People watch UPN on Thursday.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.

1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

cybersex

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.

Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".

by Evil Zak October 10, 2003

ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

HWGuy

The best TFC class for ripping apart pretentious crybabies.

all HWGuys are ghey n00b phags cuz they rape me when im a scout - a pretentious crybaby

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

detpack

In TFC, an explosive device that is set by a demoman and, despite giving off noises that make it blatantly obvious it's there, still kills no fewer than four n00bs each time.

Unless you're deaf, there is no excuse for being killed by a detpack.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003