Evil Zak's definitions

Word Life

The life of words. Often associated with thuganomics.

Regardless of which crazy nigga invented it, John Cena owns him, so he owns Word Life.

by Evil Zak September 25, 2003

Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.

Real men don't eat quiche.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Golfberg

Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.

Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.

by Evil Zak September 23, 2003

dustbowl

1. The only massive geographical location in America to have appeared and then disappeared a decade later. It existed solely in the 1930's and not one person has ever wondered how it got there or how it left.
2. A bowl used to contain dust.
3. A TFC map where the blue team moves a flag towards a capture point, and the red team decides they'd rather have kills than wins so they switch to demomen and set detpacks, pipebombs, and MIRVs in their respawn.
4. A wrestling move Al Snow would do in a Hardcore match against Goldust.

1. My grandpa lived in the dustbowl
2. My cat knocked over the dustbowl
3. Dustbowl owns the ghey avanti
4. BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT IN ALL MY YEARS, KANG! AL SNOW HAS NO SOUL! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

cybersex

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.

Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".

by Evil Zak October 10, 2003